When I heard about the penis-measuring app released in the iTunes store yesterday, my first thought was one of envy. Given the gender ratios of Silicon Valley and the sexting ingenuity of the young, a penis-measuring app seemed, in retrospect, so obvious. At only 99 cents, I imagined old men chuckling and shaking their heads at their iPhone-gripping nephews. But unlike porn, this app, called Condom Size, might serve an educational purpose. For the sake of decency and a little bit of meanness, it was decided that the Cut would determine how our fingers rank among the penises of the world. Beauty editor Christina was chosen to model because she had the best manicure.
We (Two Women) Tested This Penis-Measuring App So You Don’t Have To
A Girl on Snapchat Made the Perfect Guide to Dick Pics | GQ
Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Amateur cultural anthropologist also known as "some girl on Snapchat" Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks.
Before you can become a member you need to create your vitual penis. Click on the button below which will take you to the homepage where you can get started By taking out a site subscription you automatically become a Gold Member. This effectively allows you full access to the site and all its features. Plus you can put yourself up for validation if you want to.
Right, we're not going to beat around the bush. There are dos and don'ts when it comes to scrutinising your genitals and they must be addressed. First, stop looking at it from your lofty vantage point — ie from above.